The day-to-day miscreant's guide to love and tinkering.
Ushering entropy along since 2006.
3.31.2007
If We Had a Katana
A segment wherein we list what would happen:
+ We could cut pizza from several more feet away. + We could get stopped at international customs checkpoints. + We could make "your mom" jokes with impunity. + Except to ninjas.
I when to pick a katana at my mail office yesterday, and when I ask them if I could leave the boxes there? the said: Men, you have a katana, you can do what ever you want right now...
Well, if you know how to use it (as i do) THEN you can do whatever you want. Unless you want to do stupid things that will break your katana, like trying to cut down a tree or to block another sword with the edge of your blade. But you could walk down a dark alley with a Itouch 3G in Queens without being mugged. And that's awesome.
And I would be afraid to go outside.
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ReplyDeleteI felt good....
Well, if you know how to use it (as i do) THEN you can do whatever you want. Unless you want to do stupid things that will break your katana, like trying to cut down a tree or to block another sword with the edge of your blade. But you could walk down a dark alley with a Itouch 3G in Queens without being mugged. And that's awesome.
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