For our readers, from personal experience:
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Step 1. Put the crowbar down.
Step 2. Put a bandanna in your hair to hide the motor oil
Step 3. Stop talking about "what a great idea" you just had.
Step 4. Seriously, put the crowbar down.
3 comments:
Awww... But it's a crowbar of love! 12 inches of cold rigid iron just waiting for you, baby...
This explains a lot about all of our love lives.
I would like to be kissed...
*R
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