3.31.2007

If We Had a Katana

A segment wherein we list what would happen:

+ We could cut pizza from several more feet away.
+ We could get stopped at international customs checkpoints.
+ We could make "your mom" jokes with impunity.
+ Except to ninjas.

3 comments:

Sarah said...

And I would be afraid to go outside.

Giordano said...

I when to pick a katana at my mail office yesterday, and when I ask them if I could leave the boxes there? the said: Men, you have a katana, you can do what ever you want right now...

I felt good....

Rodrigo said...

Well, if you know how to use it (as i do) THEN you can do whatever you want. Unless you want to do stupid things that will break your katana, like trying to cut down a tree or to block another sword with the edge of your blade. But you could walk down a dark alley with a Itouch 3G in Queens without being mugged. And that's awesome.