

A recent reader asked us several questions, all of which we will get to in time. The most poignant at the moment, however, was, "How does one break your heart?" Well, Gavin and I discussed this over a somber meal at Illiano's last night.
One can break my heart in one of two ways:
1) Quoting Camus while wearing a chastity belt, or
2) Runing into a Mazda Miata with a Bulldozer.